Mom, Will This Chicken Give Me Man-Boobs? is a candid, witty account of just how confusing and stressful it can be to raise a family and be green. Robyn Harding, a young mother of two, wants to be environmentally friendly, she really does. But sometimes it’s just so damned hard. Ten-year-old Ethan  fake barfs whenever a meal’s not strictly organic. And his eight-year-old sister can’t sleep for worrying about polar bears. Add to this, neighbors so green that Robyn feels like a property developer in comparison, and she can’t help but wonder: is it possible to raise a green family and not lose your mind?